About

Romany the Wizard Dog

Hello everyone Welcome to my Diary!

My name is Romany and I am four and a half. I am a schnoodle.  I like to chase toys and sheep.  I talk telepathically to anyone who can hear me and I like to have lots of cuddles. I am hypoallergenic which means I don’t molt.  I don’t know what that means though.  I live with Alphedia who like Fairies and Angels and teaches about them and Auraengus who is my master and is a healer homeopath. He gives me walks although Alphedia is getting better at taking me now she is able to do it.  My friends are Jinky my pixie, Sally my sheepdog friend, Leeloo the floozy dog who comes around a lot and flounces near me then gets jealous of me when I got to stay with her owners, but I do like her gingerness.  I also have now horses as friends and a duck called Jessie.  Humans like me because I am cute they say and I like to be friendly to humans who look like they may give me food. Food is important to a dog and should always be given generously.  I get my treats after tea if I am good and do as Alphedia says which is to sit, then come, then jump, then sit then give paw which means I lift my right leg in a way that pleases her greatly and she often makes a squeal noise then I get the treat.  Now I just grab the treat because the squeal because I get bored of it to be honest.  I live for cheese since Aulungus came to stay and I get it as a treat sometimes.  I like to  get to be in my bed and I like to be fed.  Walking in the rain is not fun and neither is being bathed but I like it when I am in. I think that is all you need to know now but I do go to the woods a lot too.