In the forest near where we lived, I could see lots of gnomes when I went on my walks. These gnomes seemed to be invisible to human eyes but I could see them darting about in the undergrowth.
Gnomes look like little people but they have pointy hats and short, dumpy legs. They often have a big nose and wear shorts.
I like to chase gnomes because I run very fast and they are scared of me and try to get out of my way. The gnomes are the guardians of special earth energy lines which are known as leylines. These energy lines are healing to stand on. There are lots of these special leylines around the Lour, the house we lived in. Alphedia one day started to see the gnomes too and from then on told me not to chase them but Richard couldn’t see so I still did it on my walks with him! He He!
A Great Stream to Jump!
One day in the forest I saw unicorns too. They lived not in the main forest but the birch forest and looked like pony horses with long, curly manes and a golden, twirly horn coming out of their heads. They are very timid creatures and don’t like dogs, so I am not allowed to get close to them. However, I see them and they are very special beings who have powerful healing roles for the planet. I don’t dare chase a unicorn but the gnomes are fun to chase. I like chasing other animals too like sheep, squirrels and also birds like pheasants. One time I chased a pheasant across the grass meadow beside the house. I was running really fast and it was running to take off the ground but just as it got into the air I caught it in my mouth. I was so shocked I didn’t know what to do next. In my moment of indecisiveness of trying to free it and not bite (because biting is bad) it turned and pooed on my head. Then it flew away squawking loudly. The squawking alerted Richard to my bad behaviour. I got a big row for doing that and sent to my bed. I was not allowed to leave it. Alphedia wouldn’t speak to me either because she said I smelt. I was in disgrace for days after that and got no dog treats or walks without being on the lead. It wasn’t much fun. I haven’t chased pheasants since that day.